Revelations Aside

I’ve been quite busy, trying to make sure that I’m on the right track in the blogosphere. Every blog I have visited so far, it’s been an unhealthy mix of self-hatred, revulsion, childish logic and toilet humor. Is this what blogging is meant to be? In that case, I should just give up.

On the other hand, I should feel a bit proud of myself for having garnered a few comments on my very first blog post. In an ideal world, I should be thanking you guys for taking the time out for doing it. But, as they say, pressure into volume is never equal to a constant multiple of the temperature. If you know what I mean, you won’t frown at this statement. So, I forgive you.

Revelation – that’s the glory road I’m traveling right now. Pretty soon, I will be in a position to reveal myself and show the whole world who I am and what I’m made of. I’ll leave the judgment of my greatness to you all once that happens. Just a few months more, I guess. February, to be exactly vague.

If you do prefer to take wild guesses at who I am, here are a bunch of clues to help you in your investigation. All these statements are true. I do not lie.

  1. I have never blogged before and I don’t intend to, after I reveal myself.
  2. I am a pioneer of sorts – there has been nothing like me, ever. Even by writing these words, I am making history.
  3. I am not a mortal human being – I’m sure you’ve realized that already. I am special in more ways than one.

More later. I need to go get some fresh air.

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4 comments so far

  1. Aparna Gonibeed on

    Hail The Successor! Glory be, for you have descended into blog-o-sphere! Dear Immortal Human Being, Please take blogging to the supposed level, as you claim you can do.. You are the covenant for the Blogging revolution – its about time we had one!

    I see I am already on your blogroll, and quite a few people whom I recognize and know personally too… Nice! 🙂

  2. Perx on

    o.k., so if u are not human, you must be a spam bot. Welcome to the blog-o-sphere spam bot.

  3. | Balu | on

    Why you don’t you just tweet? ay?

  4. | Balu | on

    Sorry his highness, I missed the fact that you already have a twitter account =D


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