April? So Be It!

Old faithfuls, new hopefuls, here I am again. I’ve been harping about revealing myself in February – well, that didn’t happen. Well, I won’t disappoint you any more. April it shall be. The month of Amusement and Admiration. Er, ignore the corny adjectives. What I mean to say is that I am back in town and I am going to rock your lives more than ever this summer.

The heat wave was intensely powerful as I stepped off my plane last night. I’ve been cruising around the globe, trying to find Raj, the scum of the earth, and teach him not to meddle in my life. Turns out, among his other nefarious talents, hiding is one. I couldn’t find him, but rest assured, I will. And when I do, Bangalore and the whole world will see. And experience. And talk about it for a long, long time.

Can’t really say how much longer now. It should be any day. When I reveal myself, you will be astounded. There is more to life than a heat wave and commercialized cricket. You’ll see.

Wait. Watch. And Learn.

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2 comments so far

  1. Perx on

    i guessed who u are.. u are
    thefakeiplplayer 2 or maybe
    the antichrist? or maybe
    some asshole who’s just writing fiction

  2. Smita on

    WOW!!!

    I was so so so worried to know about your identity that I had lost my apetite & was about to go invisible!!! Why did you delay it?? why o why??

    Now I can heave a sigh of relief!!! Shashi Tharoor & Lalit Modi pave way!!! Shoania your mrrg is nothing!!! THE SUCCESSOR is about to reveal his identity!!!


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