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Revelations Aside

I’ve been quite busy, trying to make sure that I’m on the right track in the blogosphere. Every blog I have visited so far, it’s been an unhealthy mix of self-hatred, revulsion, childish logic and toilet humor. Is this what blogging is meant to be? In that case, I should just give up.

On the other hand, I should feel a bit proud of myself for having garnered a few comments on my very first blog post. In an ideal world, I should be thanking you guys for taking the time out for doing it. But, as they say, pressure into volume is never equal to a constant multiple of the temperature. If you know what I mean, you won’t frown at this statement. So, I forgive you.

Revelation – that’s the glory road I’m traveling right now. Pretty soon, I will be in a position to reveal myself and show the whole world who I am and what I’m made of. I’ll leave the judgment of my greatness to you all once that happens. Just a few months more, I guess. February, to be exactly vague.

If you do prefer to take wild guesses at who I am, here are a bunch of clues to help you in your investigation. All these statements are true. I do not lie.

  1. I have never blogged before and I don’t intend to, after I reveal myself.
  2. I am a pioneer of sorts – there has been nothing like me, ever. Even by writing these words, I am making history.
  3. I am not a mortal human being – I’m sure you’ve realized that already. I am special in more ways than one.

More later. I need to go get some fresh air.