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The Feel-Good Precursor

Okay, before you jump to conclusions, it wasn’t me setting off those ridiculous bombs in Bangalore on Saturday. When I said I’d make an impact, I didn’t mean it this literally. So, what did I mean? Well, all I can say is that its just a few days away and you’d be quite a joke if you missed it. No, I have absolutely nothing to do with this farce called IPL.

I think I’ve managed to make some headway in my search for Raj. Though he doesn’t know it and though he might be reading this, he wouldn’t know I’m talking about him, his days are all but numbered. Oh, I hate him so much! The only reason I started this blog is to drive him out of his lousy rabbit-hole and force him to face me. I think he’s got an inkling. His life may be flashing before his eyes as we speak.

Anyway, the weather was so awesome today – just the kind of feel-good precursor I need before I reveal myself. I stopped everything and stood in the drizzle for ten minutes, forgetting all. Its unbelievable what a few hours of rain can do to a revenge-filled mind. But, the rain stopped and so did my musings. I’m back on track, hating Raj and being involved in the full-fledged preparations for my revelation.

April? So Be It!

Old faithfuls, new hopefuls, here I am again. I’ve been harping about revealing myself in February – well, that didn’t happen. Well, I won’t disappoint you any more. April it shall be. The month of Amusement and Admiration. Er, ignore the corny adjectives. What I mean to say is that I am back in town and I am going to rock your lives more than ever this summer.

The heat wave was intensely powerful as I stepped off my plane last night. I’ve been cruising around the globe, trying to find Raj, the scum of the earth, and teach him not to meddle in my life. Turns out, among his other nefarious talents, hiding is one. I couldn’t find him, but rest assured, I will. And when I do, Bangalore and the whole world will see. And experience. And talk about it for a long, long time.

Can’t really say how much longer now. It should be any day. When I reveal myself, you will be astounded. There is more to life than a heat wave and commercialized cricket. You’ll see.

Wait. Watch. And Learn.